Kristaps Porzingis' Favorite Candy Being Gummy Bears Is Red Flag City
Look, I was able to talk myself into a 7’3″, 85 pound basketball player from Latvia based on a YouTube where he never missed and comparisons to Dirk/Durant. But saying that gummy bears are your favorite candy is straight up frightening. They are tough, have no real taste and in the words of KFC, are poor people candy. Gummy bears were the best candy back when there were like five candies in the world and everyone was dying from polio. Well now we have a billion different candies that are all much better than gummy bears and people are no longer dying from polio. Then again, for all I know gummy bears could be the only candy in Latvia while people over there are dropping like flies from polio or the black plague. I truly have no idea what Latvia looks like, but I picture a bunch of old stone castles and European cottages.
Luckily KRS-SIX dropped this tweet as well and got me back on his side. Just throwing around muscle emojis for my Metties is the quickest way to my heart.
Now cue the video of the greatest workout in the history of mankind. Knicks prediction: 73-9.